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  • tinyphantomsalad:

    official-lucifers-child:

    coolman-famsquad:

    vigilantejustice:

    please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet

    mah shErbet.,, mah sp ᵒᵒⁿ

    the transcription is 100% accurate and yet still doesn’t do it justice somehow

    it’s the desperation that’s missing

    (via maybeifitalk)

    • 3 years ago
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  • joshsundquist:

    My Weight Problem

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    • 3 years ago
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  • leafcrunch:

    sun-and-time:

    leafcrunch:

    my neighbourhood has never had an ice cream truck. in the summer, we have the knife sharpening truck. it slowly circles the block and rings its ominous bell. i have never seen someone interact with it. it may be that only those marked by death can see it

    alex??? this is truly frightening ??

    i never really thought about it much until today but you’re right this is honestly a messed up thing for me to be accustomed to

    (via butchflirt)

    • 3 years ago
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  • luckyladylily:

    dilfgod:

    dilfgod:

    people have been illegally dumping their old boats all around abandoned neighborhoods in detroit so this one newscaster on the local news station has been collecting them and finding out who the owners are by looking up the ID numbers on the boats and then she puts them on a flatbed truck and she brings them back to their owners wearing a fucking captain’s hat and she knocks on their doors and goes “hey we found your boat!”

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    This could be a TV show. Just, middle and upper class people who dump things illegally get their shit brought back to their house and they are put on the spot to explain why they thought it was ok to dump a boat somewhere random in the city.

    (via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)

    • 3 years ago
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  • nevver:

    Money to burn, Alex Schaefer

    Source: saatchiart.com
    • 3 years ago
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  • 10inchflaccid:

    nevver:

    North American Purgatory, Marc Trujillo

    oh my…. god

    (via cryptk33p3r)

    Source: faithistorment.com
    • 3 years ago
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  • mashkara45:

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    • 3 years ago
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  • rosslynpaladin:

    peppervl:

    imfemalewarrior:

    jecook:

    personal-scientist:

    jhameia:

    arkilliandragon:

    lascocks:

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    thegoddamazon:

    moniquill:

    fitanne:

    Some eaiser variations of push ups to help you build the strength to do a traditional one!

    I don’t generally reblog ‘fitness’ stuff but gaddamn could I use some more arm strength.

    Push-ups are my worst nightmare. I can only do 44 before I pass out on the floor.

    “I can only do 44” hahaha omg I can’t even do one.

    yes good

    I was always frustrated how my P.E. teachers wanted all of us to go “all-or-none” and basically hurt ourselves without letting us build up from square-one like in the first gif.  Then they’d fuckin yell at us for not doing it right >:|

    Knee-pushups is not square-one.

    When I got my first personal trainer, she had me doing push ups almost standing upright in the weight lifting bars so that I could do 15 reps and 3 sets of them. It’s more about the technique of the push up, and if you’re pushing too much weight, you can’t exersize the correct muscles within their tolerances. This post is pretty important tto know cause of that.

    I was introduced to the knee push-up last year and it was such a fucking game changer. I had NO idea it was possible to work those same muscles just with a slight variation in position. 

    I wanna just verify that these are excellent for building strength, both as someone who took weights class in high school with a good teacher, and as someone who’s had a lifetime of physical therapy (not for my arms specifically, but I’ve spent a lot of time in sports medicine centers). And again, if the vertical one in the first gif is difficult, you don’t even have to lean into it like that. Start standing, and only lean as much as it takes you to lower towards the wall.

    And remember, many exercises can be modified in this way! I did an image search for “modified pull up” and got exactly what I was looking for right away, which is this:

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    Doing pull ups on a lower bar, or from the straps with handles that gyms sometimes have (called the TRX - they can also be used to support yourself during squats and some balance exercises) is a lot easier than jumping straight into vertical pullups, and lets you build up that muscle with exercises that are still comfortable and safe for you, so you can do more sets of more reps.

    As a general rule, always start with lower-strain exercises and practice good form before you work your way up. You don’t want to have to unlearn bad habits that could lead to injury later as the difficulty increases.

    @imfemalewarrior I’m assuming you’ve seen this post but in case you haven’t—it seems like your kind of thing

    Here are push up and pull up progressions! 

    -FemaleWarrior, She/They 

    Because I have serious issues with core strength and cannot do a sit up or a crunch without using muscles I shouldn’t and hurting myself, I looked up core exercises for beginners (because modified sit ups just have me ways to make it harder), and here’s what I found.

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    All from here, which also includes sit ups with the idea that you start up and don’t go all the way down.

    This stuff on the bottom is some of the stuff I do for physical therapy, can vouch for it

    (via mediocrityisoverrated)

    Source: fitanne
    • 3 years ago
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  • starbuckssollux:
“ sorairo-deizu:
“ powerful-genderwitch-nea:
“ severalowls:
“ zonecassette:
“ eggcup:
“that thing about how removing the middle 2 panels of a cad comic makes it funnier is true
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holy shit
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I can’t even imagine what meaningless...

    starbuckssollux:

    sorairo-deizu:

    powerful-genderwitch-nea:

    severalowls:

    zonecassette:

    eggcup:

    that thing about how removing the middle 2 panels of a cad comic makes it funnier is true 

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    holy shit

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    I can’t even imagine what meaningless filler went into panels 2-3.

    oh my god these are actually funny

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    this is 100% true and once you remove the horrible filler bullshit its comedy gold

    (via maybeifitalk)

    • 3 years ago
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